Playful Mess Admirers Pillows

Kids make a home messy and loud

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'We were mud wrestling.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

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"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

"Who made this mess?"

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'Oh, she's not an early developer, that was just a lucky throw.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"I thought you said that he was house trained!"

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."