Playful Mess Admirers Gifts

Kids make a home messy and loud

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Steadman - The Early Years.

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

'I'm all about quantity.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'We were mud wrestling.'

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

Stamped

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

"Who made this mess?"

"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'Oh, she's not an early developer, that was just a lucky throw.'

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"I thought you said that he was house trained!"

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."