Mess Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'There we go desktop all tidy.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

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Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'How do I know your ours?'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

"It's been brought to my attention that your cubicle has only a two out of five rating on Tripadvisor."

'Oh, she's not an early developer, that was just a lucky throw.'

'Dont worry; that's not a ketchup stain. It's just blood.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'The bath didn't work.'

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

Kids make a home messy and loud

"I thought you said that he was house trained!"

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