Messy Enthusiast Gifts

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'I like looking lived in.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'How do I know your ours?'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

Stamped

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

'Oh, she's not an early developer, that was just a lucky throw.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

"Hey—nice place!"

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"