Playful Mischief Admirer Gifts

Skeleton playing fetch.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Halloween health & safety.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

Why is your two-year old so quiet?

Unexpected return

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

Urine sample