Messy Moment Enthusiasts Pillows

'The bath didn't work.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"Wet wipe?"

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'We were mud wrestling.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

"Who made this mess?"

'Oh, she's not an early developer, that was just a lucky throw.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

"Hey—nice place!"

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"Her name's Snuggles."

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."