Messy Moment Enthusiasts Pillows

'The bath didn't work.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Wet wipe?"

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"Who made this mess?"

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'Oh, she's not an early developer, that was just a lucky throw.'

"Hey—nice place!"

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

"I thought you said that he was house trained!"

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."