Mess Appreciator Gifts

'Jesus! Look at this mess! Were you born in a ba...oh, forget it.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Snapshots in Time

'Well this is awkward.'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"Here's your sweater back."

"Cat with nine still lives"

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Good Kitty No More.

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Steadman - The Early Years.

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'Hey, we're in style!'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Secateurs and non-secateurs

"It's still in beta."

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

Michelangelo's David

Dueling marionettes.

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."