Messiness Advocate Pillows

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'I'm all about quantity.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

Stamped

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

As a child, Edvard Munch is scolded by his mother.