Messiness Advocate Pillows

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

Stamped

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'Oh, she's not an early developer, that was just a lucky throw.'