Childish Antics Admirer Mugs

"I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.'"

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

It's all gravy.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Moon Pies.

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'That's it, Henderson - I'm through playing 'Cat and Mouse' with you!'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Oh, yeah, we love having a walk-out basement.

Pets christmas tree

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

YAAY! Slam dump!

"Hey! That's wheat!"

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"