Muddy Trail Enthusiast Gifts

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Glastonbury. After.

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'How do I know your ours?'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Down On the Farm

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Confusing directions.

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Bungee sodbustin'

Orienteering 101

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'