Wet And Wild Adventurer Gifts

"Daddy and I washed the car!"

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

The rocket powered skiier

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Where the wild things were."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Extreme Bungy

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"How's the salmon?"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'