Wet Weather Adventurer Gifts

' I`m reading in the rain'

Seagiraffes

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

Frog in the puddles.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along