Local Adventurer Gifts

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

Staycation holidays...

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Serenading

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Push for Disco...

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

New York Netherworld

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Bankside

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Vacation Bus Photo

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Thumbing a Lift.