Local Adventurer Prints

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

Staycation holidays...

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

New York Netherworld

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Bankside

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Thumbing a Lift.

Vacation Bus Photo

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."