Flood Perception Analyst Mugs

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Surveys and economic interests

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Venice Floods

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"Good evening. Can I start you off with a customer satisfaction survey?"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'I Keep Thinking it's Somerset.'

Next train: Deluged

Water on board

Water Department Flood

Mexico braces for more floods.

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Flooding

'We'll be relying on three sources of raw data ? direct mail, phone survey, and Eddie in the mail room.'

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'

"My birthday is coming up in a couple of days - don't you think you'd better get busy and take up a collection for my gift?"

Children look on as homes are flooded.