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"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

Easter Bunny Inc.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"Afraid this whole section's barren. But, I got my 10,000 steps in!"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Storks - World Food Production.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Moses on the web

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Now that's an afro!'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sausages.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"