Field Wanderer Mugs

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

Easter Bunny Inc.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"Afraid this whole section's barren. But, I got my 10,000 steps in!"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Storks - World Food Production.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Moses on the web

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Sausages.

Sparkling Water

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Trail mix?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Obsession with the Internet.