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"Really? Kind of big for a cigar cutter, isn't it?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Farm Humor.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

GMOs: The Next Generation

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

Playing pig

Free Range Employees.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Dogs and Chickens

Clandestine cows.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

Tree Squirrel

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Cow Pilot.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

The Rural Bidet...

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.