Farm Life Explorers Pillows

Well...I filled it!

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

Sheep dog late for work

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

Dedication to excellence....

"Static cling."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

You complete me!

Boomerang cow.

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

You must un-learn bowel control!

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'