Farm Life Comedy Fan Gifts

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Milking the Cow.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Dedication to excellence....

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I'm an enigma!"

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

1,572 Performances.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Milkin' Impossible

'Hang on a minute...'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Cheesie Rider

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Fresh off the Farm.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

#FAIL

'Sheep striptease'.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'