Farm Life Comedy Fan Gifts

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I'm an enigma!"

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Milkin' Impossible

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

1,572 Performances.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hang on a minute...'

Cheesie Rider

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Sheep striptease'.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Fresh off the Farm.

#FAIL

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'