Farm Fantasy Fanatics Pillows

'Go get them, girl!'

Cow Pinatas

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

COWS: Cow Pong

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Cheesie Rider

Wild Cow.

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

A Palindrome Cow.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Cow yin yang spots.

Fresh off the Farm.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Money Tree

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

It's an I-O-Ewe.