Farm Fantasy Fan Pillows

Fields

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Milkin' Impossible

Cheesie Rider

"Do kids eat free?"

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

1,572 Performances.

'Hang on a minute...'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

A Palindrome Cow.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

#FAIL