Farm Fantasy Enthusiasts Pillows

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Free Range Employees.

COWS: Cow Pong

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Do kids eat free?"

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Cheesie Rider

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'The sty is falling!!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

A Palindrome Cow.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Fresh off the Farm.

Money Tree

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!