Farm Fantasy Enthusiasts Mugs

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

COWS: Cow Pong

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Do kids eat free?"

Wild Cow.

Cheesie Rider

A Palindrome Cow.

Dogs and Chickens

Fresh off the Farm.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!