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As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Do kids eat free?"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

I've located your problem, luv!

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Dogs and Chickens

A were-cow.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Barnyard humor.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'