Farm Mystery Enthusiast Gifts

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Bubble Gum Farms.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

Cow of BEEF

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

'This is a real barnburner.'

I've located your problem, luv!

Dogs and Chickens

A were-cow.

Barnyard humor.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING