Farm Mishaps Enthusiast T-Shirts

Curse my hooves, and predictive text!

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

An early space launch attempt.

"I always knew you'd come back."

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'This is a real barnburner.'

'Food fight!'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Start talking."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

The Ox Factor