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'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Cow's straw

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Tractor Racing

The Rural Bidet...

French Animal Noises.

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

The Ox Factor

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Turkey Owl

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

'Is that why they call this a 'cold snap'?'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'