Farmyard Storyteller Gifts

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Hey girls, remember the traffic jam yesterday when we were changing paddocks? Front page today!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Milking the Cow.

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I always knew you'd come back."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

I miss recess!

'This is a real barnburner.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Costume Party.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Start talking."

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

The Perfect Garden.

'Your barn door's open.'

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Tropical Cow Tank

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!