Farmyard Storyteller Mugs

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Hey girls, remember the traffic jam yesterday when we were changing paddocks? Front page today!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

I miss recess!

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Start talking."

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

The Perfect Garden.

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

'Your barn door's open.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Tropical Cow Tank

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head