Cereal Sleuth Gifts

Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Horse meat scandal.

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"I go soggy in the bath."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"Eat your cereal. Your father's heavily invested in grain."