Yield Seeker Gifts

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Soaring Profits

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"You've changed."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Business Outlook

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."