Soy Seeker Gifts

Free-range tofu.

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bottle Distillery

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."