Yield Chaser Gifts

'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'

Junk Bond: Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Painting clouds

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Surfing koala.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

The World Wide Web.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"I told him we needed more string."

A smiling cyclist

Let's Celebrate

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Breakthrough

Gloat

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Football

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Counting my Bonus...

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'