Yield Chaser T-Shirts

'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'

Junk Bond: Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Painting clouds

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Surfing koala.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World Wide Web.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A smiling cyclist

"I told him we needed more string."

Breakthrough

Gloat

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Counting my Bonus...

Football