Yard Sale Yielder T-Shirts

'My little boy made the sign!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Extreme Yard Sale

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"Thanks for the starter!"

Garage Sales Anonymous

Garage sale.

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

"Starting these labour-saving devices is exhausting!"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."