Second-hand Steed Seeker Gifts

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Sea Horse outside saloon

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Crap others threw out

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Jumble Sale

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

Taxi

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Black Truffles!

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Hole Sale

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Garage Sales Anonymous

'Excuse me, do you need some help?'

sale

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Lean beef