Secondhand Treasure Seeker Gifts

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

The Old Curiosity Shop

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"I'll take it."

'That was fun!'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Antique silver

"Beginner's luck."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."