Secondhand Treasure Seeker Gifts

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"Beginner's luck."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Antique silver

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"I'll take it."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'That was fun!'