Thrift Treasure Seeker Gifts

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I love these old decorations!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

At the end of the rainbow

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Man debating the price in a resteurant

"Here's a good spot, Hon."