Thrift Treasure Hunter Gifts

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

"Hey, this vintage coat has still got a vintage person inside it."

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes. That's where you're wrong. I pass on my jeans at least once a year. What do you think Craigslist was invented for? Craigslist? Yeah. Whenever I get bored, I go on there and pass on my jeans. Sometimes I don't even charge anything. Tell me you're not saying what I think you're saying. I'm saying that site is full of people who'd like to get into my pants.

Lance, your couch looks like it belongs on the curb. That's where it was until yesterday, Gloria. I think it looks much better in here, though, don

"This is my favorite place to shop."

Flea Market

Second-Hand Store a store that has second-hand human hands for sale.

'It was a beautiful wake last night, Bev. Wasn't Jack just wearin' this shirt last weekend?'

Garage Sales Anonymous

Stock Wanted

"I got this dress and Harold here from my local Oxfam shop."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I love these old decorations!"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Pirate