Second-hand Treasure Seeker Gifts

"I got them at a car boot sale."

"I searched online for a used dryer and now I have lint coming out my phone. Whoever owned it apparently didn't clean the vent before listing it."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I love these old decorations!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

The Old Curiosity Shop

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'That was fun!'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Antique silver

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."