Second-hand Treasure Seeker Pillows

"I got them at a car boot sale."

"I searched online for a used dryer and now I have lint coming out my phone. Whoever owned it apparently didn't clean the vent before listing it."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I love these old decorations!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

The Old Curiosity Shop

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.