Second-hand Steed Seeker Pillows

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Jumble Sale

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Hole Sale

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Taxi

Black Truffles!

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

'Excuse me, do you need some help?'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"Hey, I know a way to stimulate the economy!"

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

Garage Sales Anonymous

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