Steak Seeker Gifts

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

'I need a prescription for a steak.'

'How did you find your steak, sir?'

"Listen pal...when I said I wanted my steak rare...I meant some form of endangered species!"

Lean beef

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Bottle Distillery

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

'OK, sir, sorry that meat was too rare for you. It should be fine now.'

Arch of Triumph Save

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'