Secondhand Scout Gifts

"This is my favorite place to shop."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

It's great for pulling the birds!

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Crap others threw out

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"I'm off to the sales!"

Only used once

Garage Sales Anonymous

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I have to take this call right now. Just go on across the street and text me so I'll know you made it okay.'

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

Now Wenger is taking the Mick!

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

"I got them at a car boot sale."