Sale Scout Gifts

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I'm off to the sales!"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Customer Convention

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Last Chance for Everything.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Jumble Sale

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

'The price or the biscuits?'

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

Hole Sale