Sale Hunter Gifts

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

"Thanks for showing me how to grow food, but I really wanted to know where to find the best sales."

"Don't go back to the mall untill after the holidays."

'It's 'BRA AND PANTIES' if you don't mind,Mister Wilberforce!'

Feeting Frenzy

"What do you do with all the time you save?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Beach con-man.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Will work for ETFs

SALE

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"How soon will this be a remnant