Sales Hunting Gifts

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Customer Convention

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'Our giant sale now on!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Irregulars

Jumble Sale

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."