Sales Scout Gifts

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Sales.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Customer Convention

Gerald Ratner's return

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Entertainment systems

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."