Salesman Scouter Gifts

"It's the Neighbourhood Watch... there's a double-glazing salesman approaching..."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

The Salesman

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Sales.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Changing Room Decisions

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.